{"id":1488,"date":"2026-04-19T23:31:44","date_gmt":"2026-04-19T23:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goodnews24.info\/?p=1488"},"modified":"2026-04-19T23:31:50","modified_gmt":"2026-04-19T23:31:50","slug":"an-atheist-was-seated-next-to-an-old-cowboy-on-a-plane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goodnews24.info\/?p=1488","title":{"rendered":"An atheist was seated next to an old cowboy on a plane"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An atheist was seated next to an old cowboy on a plane and turned to him, saying,&nbsp; \u201cWould you like to chat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Flights go faster when you strike up a conversation with your seatmate.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cowboy, who had just started reading his book, looked up and replied,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, what would you want to talk about?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, I don\u2019t know,\u201d the atheist said with a smirk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHow about why there\u2019s no God, no Heaven or Hell, and no life after death?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>JOKE OF THE DAY: An atheist was seated next to an old cowboy on a plane and turned to him, saying,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWould you like to chat? Flights go faster when you strike up a conversation with your seatmate.\u201d<br>The cowboy, who had just started reading his book, looked up and replied, \u201cWell, what would you want to talk about?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, I don\u2019t know,\u201d the atheist said with a smirk. \u201cHow about why there\u2019s no God, no Heaven or Hell, and no life after death?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cowboy paused, then said, \u201cThose could be interesting topics, but let me ask you something first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yet, a deer leaves little pellets, a cow produces flat patties, and a horse makes clumps. 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