{"id":1104,"date":"2026-04-07T01:10:28","date_gmt":"2026-04-07T01:10:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goodnews24.info\/?p=1104"},"modified":"2026-04-07T01:10:29","modified_gmt":"2026-04-07T01:10:29","slug":"a-pissed-off-wife-was-complaining-about-her-husband-spending-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goodnews24.info\/?p=1104","title":{"rendered":"A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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A pirate wife complained that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

her husband spent all of his free time in a pub.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So one night, he took her with him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he inquired.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOh, I do not know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThe same as you,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I suppose,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So the husband got a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

drink and threw it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

down in one shot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

His wife observed him,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

took a sip from her glass,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

and then spat it out. \u201cYuck,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

that\u2019s TERRIBLE!\u201d She said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI don\u2019t know how you can drink this stuff!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWell, there you go,\u201d exclaimed the spouse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAnd you think I\u2019m out<\/p>\n\n\n\n

enjoying myself every night!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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